Daddy, I woke up from my nap, and you'll never believe what I found. I can stick my finger inside the coffee table! I can fill it with goldfish crackers, and use Cookie Monster to hammer Elmo's head inside it! Mommy pretends she has no idea what happened, but I've calculated the trajectory and velocity of the Buddha on the entertainment center, and it's obvious that she knocked the Buddha head first into the table. I'm not sure she'll ever admit it, but we both know the truth...Momma broke the coffee table!
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